Something tells me I may never get a job as a “real journalist” when I get out of the Army. Because apparently in order to be a “real journalist” you have to spin something completely innocent into either gossip or a nationwide controversy. So, I guess the proper term for “real journalist” these days would […]

Every year after the company Christmas party, TIME magazine locks their overpaid egghead staff into a broom closet, where they apparently mix cleaning agents while they decide who should be labeled “Man of the Year.” They do this because they heard a rumor on the internet that this is the same way Nobel Prize winners […]

Let’s play a little game. It’s called “make un-American liberals look like jerks.” Everybody ready? Okay, GO!