If you ever have the glorious opportunity of meeting me, there are a few things you should know. Number One, I am cool. I know this, and I have worked very hard to become so. Actually, I don’t work hard at it at all, I just be me and the rest just […]

Even though Time Magazine has tried to make her look like a man in a wig with super long, oddly shaped legs, Ann Coulter continues to be brilliant, funny, and a certified hotty. While we are on the subject, this isn’t the first time Time Magazine has tried to demonize a powerful conservative voice […]

To demonstrate how much I really don’t care about whatever it was that Tom DeLay supposedly did, I am going to do two things today. Number One, I would like to congratulate Britney Spears and Mr. Spears on her pregnancy. I guess this means I finally have to give up my dreams that Britney […]

My roommate is an idiot. Total idiot. He, for some reason, finds it necessary to tell me every little thing that he does from “Hey man, I’m going to Iron my clothes now” to “Hey man, I’m going to some sty-hole bar tonight, get six kinds of stupid drunk, hit on ugly German […]