Hola y bienvenido a los Estados Unidos de América. Seré su guía de turismo Sugar Ray Dodge. Our first stop will be Washington DC, where políticos elitistas are selling their country in order to pander to people who can’t vote in an election year. I know, it doesn’t make much sense, but I will […]

Originally published on The 7th Level.
Have you noticed anything about the music scene lately? Not me. I haven’t noticed much about it because I don’t really pay attention to it at all. I used to be a big music junky, but now it all seems to be jerks talking about releasing their bodily fluids on […]

The following interview never took place. Never happened. It’s a total lie. But it’s a funny lie, so read it anyway.