Rosie O’Donnell
March 21, 1962 - January 22, 2007
New York City (SRD) – Celebrations broke out in the streets all over America today when useless tub of lard Rosie O’Donnell choked to death live on ‘The View’ this morning. It has been reported that the shameless attention whore was about to pick another high profile […]

SAN FRANCISCO (SRD) - After more than two years in development, Apple CEO Steve Jobs unveiled the new Apple iPhone on Tuesday. The new device comes as a combination cell phone, iPod, camera, and miniature web surfing device. It uses touch screen technology and is expected to hit the market sometime in June. […]

Originally published on January 13, 2006. Revised, updated, and drastically expanded!
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