I want to talk about the Scooter Libby case and how Joe Wilson, Patrick Fitzgerald, and Denis Colins are all patties in the same A**hole Supreme Combo Meal, with Valerie Plame being the side order of fries and the DNC being the tall glass of disgusting Diet Pepsi, but I discovered that that joke was […]

I used to like Al Gore. I really did. It was after the 2000 election when he started transforming from boring ol’ Vice President Gore into the mad man he is today. At the beginning of his transition he went into hiding for a while, gained a few pounds, and grew a […]